Monday, July 26, 2004
The Looming Boo Birds
Lurch attempted to be a pitcher. He really tried. I saw the video, and I'm pretty sure my 15 month old daughter can get the ball closer to the plate than can Lurch (AKA John F. Kerry for those of you just tuning in).
Jonathan Last has a pretty good summation of Lurch's failed attempt at professional sports.
This week is gonna be fun.
Jimmy Carter just gave a speech highlighting his foreign policy triumphs. Does he really think the entire country was still stoned through the 70s?