Tuesday, October 12, 2004
Did I Hear Someone Ask for a Miracle?!
by Cordeiro

The first time I heard it I thought I was having and auditory hallucination. Now I've both heard the clip and seen the picture.
Vice Presidential Candidate John "Breck Girl" Edwards made the following statement today regarding what will happen to people suffering from spinal cord injuries should Lurch be elected president:
When John Kerry is president, people like Christopher Reeve are going to walk. Get up out of that wheelchair and walk again!
I guess I shouldn't be too suprised. From what I can see, the Lurch-Breck Girl 2004 campaign could use a good dose of faith healing.
Can I get an Amen?


