Tuesday, December 07, 2004
Chinese Bribe Clinton (Again); Discover Cure for Slick Willy
Back in the good old days, the Communist Chinese government would make hidden payments to the William Jefferson Clinton presidential campaign fund. In exchange, they were able to steal many of our nuclear secrets. Nowadays, they have little else to do but to make residual donations to the construction fund of the Bill Clinton Presidential Lie-brary.
Clinton returned the favor by going to China to launch the new Chinese (government-backed, of course) search engine, dubbed "better than Google" (by the Chinese, of course). The search engine supposedly utilizes artificial intelligence.
Artificial intelligence? Really? Can they can apply that same technology to Bill Clinton? It certainly couldn't hurt.