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Friday, May 27, 2005
Koran Desecration Summary
by Cordeiro
In an ongoing effort to provide accurate commentary on current events, the SOTR hereby offers a summary of the ongoing Koran Desecration Controversy. Here's what we know, or think we know, or in the case of the MSM - wish were possible.

A detainee at the US Detention Center at Guantanamo Bay claims to have overheard guards, cooks, and tourists raving, dancing and otherwise celebrating the desecration of the holy Koran. The detainee could not confirm the actual flushing of the Koran, however the Pentagon has issued an order recalling any and all industrial strength Improvised Implosive Device rigged toilets - in an effort to avoid further desecration.

Further claims of Koran desecration include a guard looking at the Koran subsequent to consuming a ham sandwich and placing a Koran on top of a television during a Jerry Falwell 700 Club broadcast.

Phone call and Email requests to Al Jazzera asking for a list of ways in which the Koran can not be desecrated have not been returned.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled commentary.
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