Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Zarqawi - I'm Not Dead!
Looks like Abu Musab al-Zarqawi (Binny Laden's Man In Iraq) wants everyone to know he's still alive, or more importantly that he's not dead.
To accomplish this, he's posted an audio message on a website frequently used by Islamofascist Terrorist Thugs. Well, seems like everyone has a blog these days. Welcome to the 'Sphere, Abu.
Zarqawi goes on to claim, despite having lost at least 125 Thugs and being himself wounded during a battle near the Syrian border, that he and his forces were victorious against the US Marines.
Victory is so broadly defined by Zarqawi and Company.
Zarquawi's best line:
We would like to assure you that we are continuing on the path of jihad, we are committed to our pledge. We will either win or die trying.Well, Abu, I'm sure the US Marines will be more than happy to oblige in helping you to die trying.
How's that chest wound?
To the Pain!