Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Binny Laden - "I'll die first!"
The al Qeada PR Firm commonly known as al Jazzera relased more of the most recent audio tape recorded by Usama "Binny" Laden.
Note my emphasis of the term audio. What's the matter Binny? Looking a little disfigured lately? Missing a limb or two?
I digress. In the most recent audio release, Binny vowed that he would "never be taken alive."
For once, I'm in agreement with Binny. His assumption of room temperature is something that will make my day.
Minnesota Jackasses Take Aim At Iraq Veterans (And Their Mothers)
Just when you think they can get no lower, the Democratic Establishment breaks out the steam shovel and kicks it into high gear. Howie Dean must be pleased.
I'm Not Dead!
Bogoljub Topalovic called his daughter while she was at his funeral. There's never a camera crew around when you need one.