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Thursday, August 03, 2006
Capitol Region Weather
by Cordeiro
Here's a transcript of a Man On The Street interview recently conducted in Washington, DC.

Reporter: Hey, uh, hi, can you help me, what's your name?

Man: My name's Roosevelt E. Roosevelt.

Reporter: And you live in DC?

Man: Isn't that where I'm at?

Reporter: What's the weather like out there?

Man: It's hot. Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking.

Reporter: Well, can you tell me what it feels like?

Man: Fool, it's hot! I told you again! Were you born on the sun? It's damn hot!

Reporter: Thank you, Roosevelt. Our forecast for today is basically hot and %@#*% with continued hot and %#$*%& with the possibility of a weather front moving in from the west tomorrow.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled meltage.
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