Thursday, August 03, 2006
Capitol Region Weather
Here's a transcript of a Man On The Street interview recently conducted in Washington, DC.
Reporter: Hey, uh, hi, can you help me, what's your name?
Man: My name's Roosevelt E. Roosevelt.
Reporter: And you live in DC?
Man: Isn't that where I'm at?
Reporter: What's the weather like out there?
Man: It's hot. Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking.
Reporter: Well, can you tell me what it feels like?
Man: Fool, it's hot! I told you again! Were you born on the sun? It's damn hot!
Reporter: Thank you, Roosevelt. Our forecast for today is basically hot and %@#*% with continued hot and %#$*%& with the possibility of a weather front moving in from the west tomorrow.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled meltage.