UN Climatologists in Camelot
Somebody over at the United Nations has been watching too many Broadway musicals. Evidently, after watching Camelot one too many times, they believe they can control the Earth’s climate simply by passing laws.
Once upon a time in the imagination of Frederick Loewe, Camelot’s King Arthur declared to his lady Guenevere that:
I’m really not making this up. This “Panel” has a list of recommendations it would like to see implemented on a Global scale. Their list of demands includes:
A law was made a distant moon ago here:
July and August cannot be too hot.
And there's a legal limit to the snow here, in Camelot.
The winter is forbidden till December
And exits March the second on the dot.
By order, summer lingers through September, in Camelot.
… a global agreement on an acceptable ceiling for temperature rise...Now this is an agreement I have to see. I wonder if important players like, say, The Sun, El Nino, and La Nina would be party to this “global agreement”.
This, dear reader, is the height of scientific arrogance. Did I miss the announcement where the ability of mankind to change or alter the weather was announced? Who will be responsible if Mother Nature refuses to comply with the demands of the United Nations climate mongers?