Friday, June 01, 2007
Earlier this week, al Qaeda released yet another video message featuring their poster boy Adam Gadahn. Brian Ross & the ABC Blotter Crew immediately released the video for the world to see. Not much new was in the video. It was a laundry list of old demands and badly delivered propaganda. Evidently the Islamofacist Murdering Thug video producers have now discovered how to record in widescreen even though Gadahn – now known as Azzam the American – won’t ever see the inside of a theater again.
Gadahn now finds himself under indictment for Treason. He holds the infamous distinction of being the first person indicted for that crime in nearly 50 years. Congratulations, Adam. By the way, treason is the only crime specifically designated by the Constitution as worthy of death.
And, as long as I’ve got your attention, Adam, it’s a good thing there aren’t many American traitors over in those rat infested caves with you. Any competition for the role of AQ Spokesman would probably rule you out. Didn’t you ever learn to look directly at the camera? Your English is getting progressively worse, by the way. Say it with me “Sufficient”. There you go. I knew you could do it. By the way, I noticed you don’t use your left arm very much – if at all. Shrapnel keeping you from using it much?
Just so you know, nobody on this side of the world is cowering in fear of you. I know your story, Adam, and frankly I’m not too impressed. By all accounts you were a loner loser through most, if not all, of your childhood and adolescent years and as far as I can tell not much has changed since then.
In your videos you complain mightily about the mocking you had to endure from ordinary Americans. They laughed at you. They teased you. Girls couldn’t stand to be in the same room with you, let alone date you. Society rejected you.
Well, Adam, I’m here to tell you that we still mock you. We still laugh at you. You’re still the loner loser. A turban, robe, and a scraggly beard won’t change that – no matter how many people see that pathetic excuse for a video diatribe you allowed yourself to be pimped for. Yes, Adam. You’re the prostitute and Al Qaeda is the pimp.
I thought you should know we get a kick out of mocking you. Michelle and the crew over at Hot Air have put their own spin on your video – and they did it with far more skill than you ever could. By the way, the woman behind this mocking video is also a Jew. She’s laughing at you, Adam. She’s mocking you.
Mull that over in your feces encrusted cave.
Here endeth the lesson.