Monday, September 10, 2007
Weekend At Binny's
Looks like old Usama “Binny” Laden has finally decided to come out of his cave. Either that or his cave finally got a first generation video recorder.
I have yet to see the actual video tape, and I’m pretty sure much is lost in both the translation and transcription, but my final analysis is Binny Laden is a textbook nutcase Islamofacist Murdering Thug.
His gives a pointless meandering narrative that is difficult to follow even at its strong points – of which there are very few. He shows a stunning lack of understanding when it comes to basic US history – claiming the architect of the Vietnam War was none other than Rummy himself. Add to that his decrying the US withdrawal from the Kyoto accords – wrapping himself in the tried and true leftist mantle of Global Warming – and his concern about the US mortgage market, and I’m left wondering what exactly his point was to begin with.
Truth be told, Binny’s diatribe looks like something cut and pasted from the Daily Kos. He decries the Congressional Jackasses for their failure to pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan. He hits all the other Kossack talking points and quotes endlessly from anti-war sources even the most out of touch American knows to be false. Perhaps Binny suffers from a lack of sunlight in addition to all his other mental and physical maladies.
Tomorrow marks the sixth anniversary of Binny’s attack on the American people – and freedom loving people around the world. Much has come to pass during this time, but contrary to Binny’s pronouncement that “many of America’s policies have come under the influence of the Mujahideen”, one truth expressed in the aftermath of September 11th remains as true today as it was six years ago.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, for the record, Operaman – personified by none other than Adam Sandler (from 3:40 to the end):
His final stanza says it all:
Osama thinks he’s bad. Osama think’s he’s brave. Then tell me why Osama is s---ting in a cave!Despite the best efforts of his dyed beard, he still looks more dead than alive. He still appears as he always has – not as a brave freedom fighter, but as a coward. That’s all – nothing else.
Here endeth the lesson.