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Thursday, October 30, 2008
 
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Adolph Hitler

Fake Name

Not A. Realperson

Finance Violation

Fraudulent Charge

Over Donation Limit

Daffy Duck

OJ Simpson

Bart Simpson

Family Guy

And…King Kong   

      

Yes, dear reader. Pay no attention to Team Obama's willful solicitation of illegal campaign contributions. Their excuse for accepting contributions from the above rogue's gallery is the lack of safeguards on credit card transactions. Never mind the fact Team Obama turned said safeguards off – purposefully. Even the simplest of fraud detection measures might have put a crimp in Obama's campaign style – and we simply can't have that. The fate of the free world is at stake. What's a few hundred million dollars among friends anyway?

 

No longer will people like Algore have to show up at a Buddhist temple to collect grocery sacks full of thousand dollar checks from impoverished monks. Obama doesn't even have to bother with that thinly veiled stunt. Forget the checks. MasterCard, Visa, Discover, or AmEx will do nicely. And names? Get real. Or on second thought, make one up. Names are so 20th century. Whatever you feel like calling your self today will do just fine. Addresses? Zip Codes? Employer? Fugettaboutit.

 

In even an imperfect political world the free and independent constitutionally protected press would be all over this story in an effort to find and expose the illegal money behind a potential president. Don't hold your breath for this to happen during this election cycle. Why? Two reasons, really.

 

First, the donations in question didn't end up in Republican coffers.

 

Second, and probably more important, Stiletto Sarah's wardrobe expenses make for better headlines.

 

For the record, I did not watch the Obamessiah's infomercial. I'm not buying what he's selling and besides that, the rerun of Law & Order was much more believable. At least Jack McCoy's cases are somewhat factually based.
 
Here endeth the lesson.

 

*Hat Tip to Ace of Spades (warning - gratuitous profanity. Tis the nature of Ace) and Ken Timmerman  for Team Obama's contributor highlights.

 


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