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Thursday, October 02, 2008
 
Debate Preview
by Cordeiro

Well, it looks like some of Gwen Ifill's debate prep has been leaked to the internet. Here's some of the questions you can expect in tonight's Stiletto Sara and SlowJoe Show Down in St. Louis:

 
Mayor Palin, Barack Obama is a handsome, charismatic demigod. How many boxes of Kleenex will you need after your crushing loss?

Senator Biden, what is your favorite color? And if you have time for a follow-up question: Why?

Mayor, you talk funny and you own a tanning bed. Why haven't you released Trig's birth certificate?

Senator, have you seen those pictures of Obama in his swim trunks? If not, I have them right here.

Mayor, what are the names, ages, and blood types of all 71 members of the Belgian Senate? And why are you unwilling to admit that your inability to instantly produce any and every fact I demand makes you unfit to stand in the way of history?

Senator, you've spoken at length. Could you please continue?

Mayor, which is your preferred method of stifling dissent, banning books or burning them? Since it's both, please explain how you can deny the accusation that you're a fascist, which I am making now.

Senator, could you please sign my book?

Now perhaps Jim Treacher just made all that stuff up. Maybe he's just illustrating absurdity by being absurd.

 

Then again…maybe not.
 
Here endeth the lesson.

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